I know I sounded naggy. But here goes my ambulance story.
Was in those Emergency Prepardness courses for my district Civil
Defence thingy.
Last Sunday of the course & we have civil defence people came
to give up demonstrations on how to do CPR.
i requested to join and be in their Ambulance Volunteer thingy. Was
pretty persistent about it and they relented and let me signed
up.
In the evening, while riding to Woodlands, was hit by a hit and run
van.
ambulance came. I had a ride in the ambulance.
Jokingly tells the ambulance attendant. "Well well, i was hoping to
ride in a ambulance by joining the civil defence thingy, didnt know
I will get a ride so fast!" the irony of it. 
well, i did recovered and eventually did one shift with the
ambulance as a volunteer. Only case I attended was a really old
indian lady needing to get to a hospital cos she couldnt breathe.
She was roughly 90 years old. And that, was considered a good day
for the ambulance people.